It's a funny old life .

Who would have thought I'd be living with another woman. It was bad enough catching my reflection in the mirror when I lived alone - that was frightening enough!

But it don't seem so bad after all.

And I must say she's come through with flying colours. Like a duck to water. A spring to a pogo stick. A OK.

Thank gawd that is all over with then. No more planning, talking, arguing, imagining, buying, choosing, worrying, hesitating, or balking.

Mmmm.

I'm bored!